A midget obese giraffe.
I’m having a heart attack
omgomgomgo
where have you been all my life obese mijaffe?
what is this.
what is life.
IT’S SO CUTE oMfG
OH MY GOD.
(Source: crittojanelee)
let me explain a southern californian spring to you
last week it was so hot and windy that it actually started a huge wildfire
and tomorrow it’s going to rain
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
After clearing my head, I get that I overreacted about something that I had absolutely no control over. It’s obviously hard for me to put a smile on my face when I see You, especially when You’re with him, but yet it’s so easy for You to be happy. Maybe it’s because You feel like You’ve found someone better than me, and that might be the case, but it’s sad because before You left me, You could only lie to me about him which was sad. You had to lie to me to get away from me. How sad of me, to think that I was once such a big part of Your life and you couldn’t even face me to tell me that You wanted to leave me of him. Congratulations to You, You got what You wanted.
